Hey Korean,
4. Is it true that a Korean man's ga gee is smaller than other races?
6. How come Koreans have table manners of a rabid badger? i.e. my uncle lifted a butt cheek and let one rip at the dinner table and everyone continued to slurp away (in Korea not US).
8. What can a Korean man do to prevent the loss of life burping after a good Korean meal? Mints don't help.
R
Dear R,
4. "ga gee" means an eggplant. It is true that eggplants grown in Korea are smaller than American ones. As to what you were trying to say --ja ji ("penis")--speak for your ssibal self. The Korean would show his to prove otherwise, but there is a court order against such an act.
6. First, the meal was within a family, and there is a certain leeway. Nonetheless, that might have been just your family....
8. .....and you just proved the Korean's theory. Why the hell would you burp? Gargling with [INSERT PRODUCT NAME HERE] tends to help.
The Korean really needs some product placement credit - that could have been a free bottle of Listerine or something. Oh, and sending in 12 questions does NOT help. The Korean appreciates it, but one at a time people.
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