Kamis, 30 Desember 2010

Most Popular AAK! Posts of 2010

Here is a quick look at the most popular AAK! posts of 2010.

Most Viewed Posts of 2010 (All-Time)

1.  Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Korean Men
2.  AAK! Wiki:  Oppa! Oppa! Oppa!
3.  Why is StarCraft Popular in Korea?
4.  The Ultimate Korean Looks List
5.  The Korean's English Acquisition

Most Viewed Posts of 2010 (Written in 2010)

1.  Why is StarCraft Popular in Korea?
2.  The Korean's English Acquisition
3.  North Korean Jokes
4.  State of ESL Teachers in Korea
5.  Healthcare System in Korea

As of December 30, the Korean answered 1,236 questions (not counting follow-up questions) over the email in 2010. Thank you for all your questions, and happy new year!

Got a question or a comment for the Korean? Email away at askakorean@gmail.com.

Rabu, 29 Desember 2010

Best of the Worst 2010 - Part III: Worst Email of the Year Revealed! (And it is VERY NSFW)

And here we go into the grand finale -- the worst email of the year! But first, some very worthy runners-up.  Again, all emails are real, and are copied/pasted verbatim except for people's names.

Strange Tasting Spams

re: Booking for a dance class

would like to book for 2 weeks classes for 3 hours each day Monday to Saturday for a group of 10. We are asking for 3 hours per day for 2 weeks - Monday - Saturday. A total of 36 hrs. We would be coming over for holiday and as part of our plans we need dance classes/private lessons in ANY of the following area Ballet, belly dance and Pre-Dance as well as Salsa, Swing,Ballroom and Tango. Do you have a training studio/facility where you conduct the classes? Do you have rooms or is there any hotel close to your facility? DATE: 6TH February 2010 TO 20TH February 2010.
The group would be performing for a group of family members over there. I would love to get the total cost or a quote/estimate. What are your payment options? Do you accept credit cards? I would be grateful if you will be willing to do the work to teach quality classes and make us happy.


Regards,

Amanda Nichole

The Korean misses the good old days when spams were about an African millionnaire dying in a plane crash.

re: Your prompt response will be appreciated

Hello,

I am Davis klean i would like to book reservation for accommodation and lunch for 10 workers that will be coming for vacation on the 12th April to 22th july 2010.

If you have vacancy for the specified period, give me the total cost of 10 single or 5 double rooms for 10 nights for the 10 guests. Please give us your rates,for the entire period, and get back to me with the grand total for the period of time i requested.

Your prompt response will be appreciated.
Thanks for your co-operation.

Regards.

Davis klean

Sure, the Korean has five double rooms for your workers ... in your mama's ass.

re: Coach Brazilian Football

Hi Mr,
Please check my resume the football.

Coach Brazilian Football - Claudio Roberto Silveira.


Along with the resume, these pictures were also attached.




The Korean would have thought fake Brazilian reporters would be hotter than that lady.

re: hello am jennifer can we meet pls

hello
My name is Jennifer Peter.I am 27yrs old,i graduated At (Arizona State University)ASU where i studied banking and finance and now am planning to work in any of the bank.I am leaving with my uncle in Liverpool, but I have been happily single,It is time to move on. Family is very important to me. I can cook, clean, I am attractive and outgoing. I consider myself to be balanced, well-rounded,and from a close family.I Believe life is not a spectator sport - Because life is short, I work hard and play hard Am a happy person, and believe happiness comes from within Find good conversation more stimulating than a strong cup of coffee Family is very important to me - Love to dance,Am a creative and good cook Volunteer because it warms my soul My favorite cities: New York, Los Angeles,London,Chicago Favorite Movies: When Harry Met Sally, James Bond movies,The Godfather, Love Story, and films that "move me" Wouldn't survive without frequent and generous doses of laughter Appreciate "marvelous imperfections", and believe we all love imperfectly Believe true love is unaffected by time,space and distance...

My love life is very real and i try to take my time to acquire one.My being single introduced me to internet dating because it worked so well for a good friend of mine. I belief in true love as it develops. Am very romantic and I enjoy dancing and dining out at least once a week especially with a partner who understands true romance. I actually love romantic men..I haven't been doing that too much lately since i have been single for a while now. I hope I found him already.

I am the only child of my family,I am looking for a man who is gentle, warm, sensitive, kindhearted, compassionate, generous, supportive,loving, understanding, honest, trustworthy, open, adventurous, strong,courageous, spontaneous, outdoorsy kinda guy, funny, playful,passionate, sensual, sexy, attractive, witty, charming, physically fit, emotionally stable, financially stable, caring, loves animals, his family,friends. Someone who is spiritual and believes in helping others. Someone who I can share my thoughts, feelings ideas with and he shares his with me.A man who is strong, yet tender; supportive, yet doesn't mind being supported and cared for. A man who wants to Love me & be Loved by me. I hope you are an honest man because the most important characteristics to me are compatibility and friendship. I'd like to know if you are an open minded person, honest and easy going. A sense of humor is a big plus. I hope we'd have some shared interests and goals, as well as some similarities in opinion about what's important in life. I would love to find out if you are a true caring someone that I could have a very deep relationship with and be able to just feel the Light when we are together. I'm hoping you would be a like minded partner to share life with. Well, I think that gives you a little idea of who I'm looking for.

My hobbies are listening to music,reading,playing table tennis,cooking and hanging out with friends and relatives,watching movies and traveling.
I was born in Illinios, my Dad was killed in a construction accident when I was quite young. When I was still a teenager, my Mother had cancer and I took care of her until she passed away. I was still under 27 before both were gone.I am presently residing with my uncle in Liverpool,UK does it sound familiar?

So I guess thats that about me you can as well ask me any other thing you want to know i will be more than glad to answer any of your questions as for you please tell me more about yourself lets start with your full name?location?kind of work you do for a living?about your family?hobbies and tell me about your dream woman,seeeking casual or serious relationship?Do you have any Pic you can email to me?

My pics is attached below..

Would love to hear from you soon.....


Here are some pictures of Jennifer Peter.

The Korean might have cheated on his wife and flew over to Liverpool if Jennifer Peter did not name her pics "Graphic 1" and "Graphic 2".

Korean Wave Hit You in the Head

re: Hello

How can I find someone who look like Gu Jun Pyo of Boys Before Flower?

Maria G.


Two words: human cloning. It will only take 20 some odd years to grow a Gu Jun Pyo.

re: from Brittany

Hi, my name is Brittany, nice to meet you. I have a questiion. I'm think of meeting SUper Junior Sung Min and wanted to ask him out on a date secretly, What should I do to keep a secret so people I trust won't scandalize about all over the public? It scares me and makes me very angry when people do that. What should I do to date Sung Min secretly when people don't know nothing about it. I can meet Eun Hyuk and Lee Tuek and ask EUn Hyuk to go with him to his dorm and meet Sung Min.


Brittany, do you see this nice little cart here? You do? Good. Now look back. The tiny dot waaay behind that cart is a horse. And inside that horse's behind, there is your head.

re: HI

Do you know how to get ahold of Rain? The man in Ninja Assassin?

Gigglez Rose


Sure, the Korean will just look through his speed dial... Dammit, never mind. That number is for Rainn Wilson.

More ridiculousness after the jump. (WARNING -- R-rated materials ahead.)

Got a question or a comment for the Korean? Email away at askakorean@gmail.com.



re: question about korean fan’s gift

THE KOREAN,

hi, Girls generation, a korean girl group idol is coming to singapore and i would like to give one of them a fan gift. What gift would you think is good when they are flying around the planet busy with their schedule?

Vincent W.


Your personal schedule, so that they can make sure to avoid you.

re: (no subject)

hello! I would like to translate this letter from english to korean, could you help me? your help will be greatly appreciated!

[ATTACHED LETTER]

dear taemin,
How are you? First of all, I would like to thank you for everything that you are doing. I love all your
songs and dances, your jokes and wisdom words, they give me strength and hope. Secondly, I love
you. I’m not quite sure if it’s right and if it’s normal to love the person you never met and probably
will never meet, but the feeling is too strong. I feel attraction towards you, a huge admiration and
desire to be with you. Sometimes I can’t even stand this feeling, because I realize that everything is
for nothing, I will never be with you and I will never see you in my life, it hurts but I keep supporting
you. Lately, I feel jealous of you, that you have so many positive and incredible things in yourself that
I don’t have in me, and it bugs me, I feel like I’m doing something wrong in my life and like I’m not
worth anything. But then I look at you and realize that if I work hard I can be as perfect as you and
if I do right things and be good to others I can make my dreams come true, this gives me strength
to go on and work hard. You give me hope. Please keep up with what you are doing and good luck
with all that you are planning to do in future. I love you. No matter what I will always be on your
side. I have always been a fan of you. I make it a point to go on the computer to check out updates
of you so as to make sure you are safe when you're away in other countries performing! I love your
smile, because whenever you smile, your eyes sparkles and smiles too! You are an innocent boy,
who catches my heart the moment i saw you. Nothing is better than me watching your videos every
day and downloading your pictures. No matter what my other friends say, I always think you are
the best. I will always be the most loyal fan and i will support you in whatever you do! Believe me,
you can do it! One day, you shall become the best dancer in Korea or maybe even worldwide! As
long as you put your heart in to it, nothing else matters! I will always trust that you are the best
dancer! I always talk to my friends about you, about how wonderful you are! Because that is the
way you are! No matter what I talk about, it is always about you! Looking at you is enough. I love
you Taemin! When i watch SHINee videos, my eyes are only on you. You are the only one i see in the
music videos, because to me, you are the most outstanding one! I will always be here for you my
dear taemin!
However, I’m sorry.
I’m sorry I can’t be the one whose shoulder you cry on.
I’m sorry I’m not there to share happiness and laughter with you.
I’m sorry I’m not the one you can run to when you need advice.
I’m sorry I can’t share be there to congratulate you when you win an award.
I’m sorry that I can’t be the one to dance with you.
I’m sorry for keeping me away from you.
I’m sorry I can’t find you.
I’m sorry I’m not your perfect dream girl.
I’m sorry I can’t be the one to capture your smiles.
I’m sorry for loving you.
I’m apologizing to you and it probably won’t make a difference to you because you don’t even know
who I am.
I guess I’m just feeling sorry for myself for falling in love with someone who I won’t be with no
matter how much I wish for you. I feel like sometimes it’s just better loving you because everyone
else will leave me one day. In this case, I don’t really have you, so there’s no way of you leaving me.
Therefore there’s no way of you hurting me.
When I see you smile, my whole day brightens up. You’re someone I could watch from far away
and not be sad about it because I’ve been doing that from the start. I want to only love you and no
one else. Is that bad? Just wanted to let you know that I will love you no matter what you look like.
I won’t care if your hair is purple, or if you lose those muscles, or if you cross dress. I love the way
you look, but I love who you are on the inside more. That’s something that will never change and
my love for you is also something that will stay the same. I remember that there is a time you went
to a radio station and you cried. That moment , i really want to hug you and tell you ” my dear , it is
okay ! ” I want to be there to wipe away all your tears and take away all your misery . You inspired
me to sing and dance, and I love the way you dance. All the way taemin, I love you. Don't give up
okay? i will always be here for you. I don't know if I am suppose to say this to you, or if it is the right
choice, i hope it doesn't scare you. I just love you too much, you're my dream boyfriend. I know it is
impossible but can you please try to make it impossible? I hope to be able to talk to you online or at
least communicate? I don't know Korean words, I am translating it, I don't know how to write them
but I am learning to write this long letter for you. i hope you are touched. I'm from Singapore and
I am 15 this year, I guess the age difference is not that big and i have a chance to be your girlfriend
right? I will try my best to show you that I will love you forever. My name is xueqi. I really wish to
talk to you, I hope you can email me but you can keep your email private? I wouldn't tell my friends,
because I know you still need your privacy. I hope you will take this in to consideration, my email is
[REDACTED]@hotmail.com I just hope to be able to talk to you.
I hope you will not feel uncomfortable that I am sending you this letter. Because I have put in my
hearts and souls to write this letter! :) You are someone I love from the bottom of my heart, I love
you not because you are cute, manly or whatsoever but because i know you are pure in your heart
and you have a good personality. It is not that I am desperate, I know there are many fans out there,
loving you as much as i do, but, perhaps i am not the first one writing you a letter, I hope you won’t
take this as an ordinary letter. I hope you are touched, because I am crying as i am writing this letter
to you. You are a sweet boy, I have always loved you, when i saw you cry, i just have this feeling
to go over and give you a hug, just like how a girlfriend would do to her boyfriend, and assure him
everything is okay. And that she will always be there for him. This definitely helps him to pick himself
up and work towards his goal. I hope you will feel the urge to move on after this letter, and you will
be more energized to work hard. I will be looking forward to see your next album! Press on, I love
you :) And I am sorry if this scares you, considering you are an innocent man, but i hope it does not
scare you. I don't like to hide my feelings, so I think it is better if you know someone out there in
Singapore loves you okay! I think of you as someone who is innocent, yet cool. Nobody can replace
you in my heart! I may not know how to speak in Korean, but I know when you are upset, I am
definitely always here for you, and I am the one whom you can trust and talk to. I am learning how
to speak and write in Korean, so we can communicate when time comes!


The Korean hopes that Taemin personally comes to you to slap you hard in the face. Just once is all the Korean asks.

You Are Asking Too Much

re: math problem

hi i juat have a math question

-5r+14 =11

what is the value or R
correct me if im wrong but this is my work
-5r+14 =11
14-11=5r
3=5r
3/5=r
R=3/5

Thanks in advance.
Roy


Ponder this -- the math is right but Roy is still an idiot.

re: Question

Good morning,

Would you please write the following word below for me in Korean handwriting. I've tried using several online Korean software's but since Korean is written in sounds and not actual letters like English, it does not come up correctly.

Miami

Thank you,

Jose E.


Jose was writing from a major international law firm that has nearly 40 offices worldwide. And somehow they could not find a single Korean speaker in their ranks. The Korean's respect for that firm dropped significantly.

re: help please

hi
i live in pakistan. i bought a used washing machine of daewoo electric. but its all in korean i guess. can u translate the images attatched.ii shall be very thankful to u.
regards
amir



No, Amir. You must pay your dues with trial-and-error for buying a machine that you do not understand. Hope you don't have to wash too many white clothes.

re: (no subject)

Hi, I need help writing a letter. I don't understand Korea and I does not how to read,write, speak but I need to wrote 13 letter in Korea. Need help!
Cheers.

- G.Y.J.


Why? Why?? Why would ANYONE need to write 13 letters in Korean when she does not know Korean???? ANSWER ME!!!

Straight Up, Plain Weirdness

re: LG CEO

Hi,
If I write a letter to the CEO of LG Koo Bon Moo regarding issues with LG here in Australia and address it to him at the LG twin towers in Seoul do you think he would read it? Would a CEO be interested in that?

Thanks

Rolf


Sure. Make sure you address it to Mr. Moo.

re: I have a specific question

Hi my name is Nathan I'm planning to teach English in Korea
However I have schizophrenia
I need to know how much it costs a month for paliperidone or in Canada it's also known as Invega.
I take 2 pills a day at 6mg each so thats 60 pills a month at 6mg each
Does South Korea have this medication and how much will it cost a month there

I'm planning on leaving for Korea soon
Please help
I need to know
Thank you
Nathan


The Korean really, really wants to be sensitive to mental health issues. But he probably will keep a safe distance from a Canadian ESL teacher named Nathan. Sorry, just can't help it.

re: do i have a child in korea

i was with miss il song uijongbu do we have a child

Art L.


Only you and Miss Uijongbu would know, Art.

re: information on free medical care system in DPR Korea
Dear Korean,
I am from India working in development sector our organisation is compliing best practices in primary health in south east asian countries. We want to include 'free medical care system of DPR Korea' but we have not been successful in finding information on what was th objective of the system, what all agencies were involved, what were the outcomes and challenges etc. We would appreciate if you could provide us the relevant information or could guide us to links where we can find related information.
Thans
Regards
Meeta
India


Sure, North Korea has free medical care system -- as long as one takes out the words "medical" and "care", the system costs nothing.

re: Ethnicity question
Melissa Lee, attractive anchor on CNBC.........Korean or Chinese? We
are having a dispute at work and would like your opinion.
I tried emailing her but she did not respond.

Regards
Bob G.
Fairfield, CT


You are a real winner, Bob. Can't believe Melissa Lee wouldn't personally answer you back.

re: Question
Hi, This is Rio. I am looking for somewhere I can get a placenta injection in NY Manhattan.
If you knew some info, price or clinic, please let me know.

Thank you

Rio


Rio, let's make a deal. You procure your own placenta, and the Korean will post your email here. How does that sound?

re: chicken slaughter method
I want to ask that what is the method of slaughtering the chicken? is it electrocution or slaughtering with knife?

Please reply asap. (I live in KAIST, daejeon)

- R. M.


Choking it. Sometimes with the left hand only. But make sure you don't go blind.

re: Korean women Caucasian men

They are seen as whores and Korean women with blacks are seen as actual whores. One problem that I find with Koreans is that they talk out of their ass too much. Jews are on point with their knowledge.
Happy thanksgiving.
James
Sent from my iPhone


Shouldn't there be an app that detects the stupidity of an outgoing email?

Totally NSFW (Children under 17, please stop reading.)

re: (no subject)

This is a wierd question but, why do korean men have small penis's, and would i feel out of place if i went and lived in korea with a korean male?


Only if you plan to walk around naked all the time.

re: please help

i was wondering about any information regarding the adult film industry in korea. i would like to get some contact info for any company in korea. i know they are underground sort of but how can i get into that industry.please let me know

- Brian S.


Here is an ancient Korean proverb, Brian:  Give a head to get ahead. You know what to do.

re: hi

Hi friend, I'll visit Seoul next week and i want to ask where can i meet eastern european escorts (russian)? Which Anma is best and foreigner-friendly ?
Thanks a lot.

- Joe B.


There is a place near Seoul Station where your mom works, Joe.

re: Good day

Hi

im don..
i soo much love korean guys..
everytime i watch a porn of korean is it real that in korea there is fucking in the bus, train and and there a sometimes walking naked alone in public place??
is it normal on korea?
pls im curious

Hoping to hear from you. more power for your blog!
(cool blog i love reading it)


Yes, yes it is totally normal to walk around naked alone in public places in Korea. You should try it, especially right now when the temperature is in the negative.

re: Korean Women

Is it true Korean women reach climax with more ease than other women? I had never heard the stereotype before, however I recently began dating a Korean woman and a friend of mine (who strictly dates Korean women) alluded to it, and my experience with the woman has been that it is completely true, almost to the point of absurdity. Obviously I'm drawing on a small sample size here, so...is it true or did I just get lucky?
Thanks~

- William F.


Orgasm tends to come easily when you are paying for it, William.

::DRUMROLL::The Worst AAK! Email of the 2010!!!::DRUMROLL::

re: from onyekachi

HI
my name is onyeka from africa base in malaysia asia country.i was searching through google i get across your ad i decided to get intouch with you.i am 24 years of age and i am here to inform you that i am very much interested to work with your industry for adult film like hard core porn softcore porn linking any kind of adult film. i am fully interested to work with you industry and if you are also an agent i will be so much happy to sign contract with you so that you can get me a very nice adult film industry and you become my manager please here attacch is my nude pictures and i hope my reguest will be consider and i hope to hear from you soon.

Cheer
onyeka




While there were many worthy competitors, a picture of your own penis sent to a complete stranger will win the Worst Email of the Year every year.

Got a question or a comment for the Korean? Email away at askakorean@gmail.com.

Selasa, 28 Desember 2010

Gov. Rendell of Pennsylvania is a tough guy:
The city of Philadelphia is set to host the NFL's first Tuesday night game in 64 years, and Pennsylvania Governor Ed Rendell (D) couldn't be more upset about it.

"It goes against everything that football is all about," Rendell said Monday on a Philadelphia-area sports talk radio show.

Rendell was rankled by the league's decision to move the Philadelphia Eagles' home game against the Minnesota Vikings from Sunday night to Tuesday evening.

The NFL cited the winter storm that wound up slamming most of the East Coast as the reason for the change, but elected to postpone the game before any snow had even accumulated. About a foot of snow fell on Philadelphia, though less than 5 inches was on the ground before the scheduled kickoff at 8:20 p.m. EST Sunday night.

Rendell viewed the NFL's decision as a referendum on the toughness, or lack thereof, in the United States.

"My biggest beef is that this is part of what's happened in this country," Rendell said. "I think we've become wussies."

"We've become a nation of wusses. The Chinese are kicking our butt in everything," Rendell added. "If this was in China do you think the Chinese would have called off the game? People would have been marching down to the stadium, they would have walked and they would have been doing calculus on the way down."
Penn. Governor Ed Rendell sounds off [ESPN.com]

Senin, 27 Desember 2010

Best of the Worst 2010 - Part II

Keeping it going with the weird questions!  The Korean forgot how many of these there were -- looks like there will be a Part III in a few days, where the worst email of the year will be revealed. Again, these are all real emails that the Korean received, copy/pasted verbatim except for personal information.

More Heartbreaks

re: hi

hi
im sara.im iranian.im 22.i love korea.i like to be friend with a boy from korea.please

sara lopez


Iranian Latina is looking for love.

re: A Korean man’s woman

How do I know if he loves me? I just thought to throw the question out into cyberspace... Don't really expect to be heard or answered. He is Korean American but adopted by Caucasian folks. Some nights I miss him terribly... Interesting blog and appreciate your candor. He said he would meet my dad, but then I think he had cold feet. He has other women... ? I guess I am kind of ok with it... I am Taiwanese American. We are close in age. I have surrendered myself to him.

Diane L.


Funny thing about throwing the question out into cyberspace, Diane -- someone on the other end of the cyberspace is going to be hit with your crap. And then you will show up here.

re: (no subject)

Hi. My name is Michael. I have a question regarding a beautiful Korean masseusse named Mia. I went to an asian massage parlor a few months ago and Mia gave me the best 1 hour massage of my life. At the end she asked if that was it. Well, it wasn't it and it was happy. Although she does not speak english too well, we have pretty much bonded and I have gone there 20 or so times. It is strictly a passionate happy ending and nothing else. My intention is to stop this and possibly ask her to go out on a date with me. However, I have my concerns and she probably has hers. Hers may be why I went in the 1st place. Well, I am coming off a seperation leading to a divorce after 20 yrs of marriage. I am a handsome 42 yr old Italian and Mia is 31. She has been in the US for 3 yrs (strange she doesn't speak better english) and is so warm and shy. She is absolutely different from the other massage therapists. She works 6 days a week, lives in the place she works and goes to Queens NY on her day off. She tells me what she does and we talk about education and the possibility of her buying a computer. She is very grateful for all my help.

Anyway, my concerns are these: 1. Not so much she does what she does. she has intentions of stoppiing and I'm sure the money must be good. weird she works so many hours. In the beginning it was clearly business and she seldom talked. 2. I don't have the nerve to ask her how she started this and am real scared if she says she was a prostitute in Korea. Your advice would be go on Match.com and leave her alone. That is probably the right answer, but, this woman is so sweet. We sometimes talk for a half hour passed our 1 hr session. I do have to stop it and would like your input. Thanks so much, Mike from New Jersey.


Mike, you pay money to have sex with this woman and you are worried that she was a prostitute back in Korea? What difference does it make?

re:  Korean Female First Name

Hi,

Great, great blog. I have a question about women's first names. You see, I have a most worrisome and difficult problem. I recently met one of the most beautiful women I've ever seen. She's Korean, and I immediately fell in love with her - all the way - I didn't even hear her voice yet. I don't do this often - it's happened twice before in my life - and now a third. There's a problem though(besides being capable of falling in love all the way on site!). She told me her name, but I was so nervous I can't remember it fully. I remember the second part of the first name and the last name(if my new and limited understanding of Korean naming traditions is correct). The first part of her first name is something like 'Tee', 'Ty', 'Tae', or maybe, 'Ta'. I can't remember! When I see her again - I cannot say her name incorrectly! I'd rather lose a finger! I would totally disrespect her. I hope you understand. I've spent hours trying to logically narrow down the list of possible Korean first names that start with a T. Sounding like: Tee, Ty, Ta. It can't be 'Tee' - I mean you drink Tea - right? Her name can't be Tea. I went so far as to go to the Korean owned local store and they kinda helped and kinda made fun of me - 'you drink Tea, haha, what do you mean Tea, hahaha'. So they told me that her name can't be 'Tee' because that would be Chinese(or apparently a beverage). My interent research tells me her name is most likely 'Tae' - like 'TaeKwonDo'. Man, I'm at a loss, and have spent hours now of the past couple days. I did discover that there may not be many Korean names that start with a T, so that kinda helps, but whew! I'm reaching out. I'm gonna go back to the Korean owned store today as soon as I think this out more!

Great articles on Korean naming traditions and prejudice of dark skinned people.

Most gratefully,

m


You know, TaeKwonDo sounds exactly right. It's a very popular girl's name. You should name your daughter that.

More weirdness after the jump.

Got a question or a comment for the Korean? Email away at askakorean@gmail.com.

If a Troll Does Not Succeed at First, Try, Try Again

re: public restrooms question

Hi,
I have an odd question, I hope you will help me. I developed IBS (irritable bowel syndrome) a while ago and thanks to that I also developed a little bit of fear to places without a bathroom near by. Now a days I managed to fight it, but sometimes a bathroom is necessary. My question is one but I have to divide it in two hehe:
1. At least in Seoul, how often do you find public bathrooms?
2. This question is also important: My girlfriend (korean) says that since the World Cup, a law was created to help all foreigners who need a bathroom. So if you are a foreigner you can ask for a bathroom almost everywhere (buildings, etc), and this is getting better thanks to the World Toilet ASsociation whom has it headquartes in Korea.
I hope you can help me, because I have been looking for an answer with no luck. Once again thank you.

Bernal A.


re: Question About Public Toilets / Washrooms

Since Seoul is the host of the World Toilet Organization I was wondering these 4 questions:
1. How often can you find a bathroom in Seoul?
2. How are the conditions of the toilets?
3. It is true that almost each subway station or stop has its own toilet / restroom?
4. Maybe this is the most important one: Somebody told me Seoul made a rule in which all public entities (buildings, hotels, stuff like that) have to let the foreigner use the bathroom. Supposedly this rule was created before the World Cup.
Thank you.


Boy, that's some persistent trolling. And it's not even that funny.

No, We Do Not Look Alike

re: Kryptonite

Is there a Chinese spelling for Kryptonite?

Tani S.

You should ask a person who knows Chinese.

re: Can you translate this tattoo?

My boyfriend was stationed in Korea and got this tattoo while he was drunk and has no idea what it means. Can you tell me what it says?


Morgan H.

The Korean has a serious question -- how did "getting drunk and getting a tattoo in Asian characters" not make Stuff White People Like yet? Seriously, has this ever happened to a non-white guy in the history of mankind? And Morgan, the tattoo is in Chinese.

This Space for Insane Political Statements

re: Question?!.

TO: Citizen Of North korea & government

Without getting in any trouble, can you ask Mr. President Kim Of North korea to relaese The Americans in detention, please trade and do not hate us so much.

Question 2.) Can You Stop firing and scalating war aginst Your neighbour South korea?

Question 3.) Is it not easier for North korea to change it's constitution to Human rights, equal rights and more freedoms and attempt to unify with South korea like The Gemanies did.
IF Germany became one, why can the koreas become one living nation instead of a nuclear confrontation that will kill more millions than in 1950-53.

Prophecy has been fulfilled through 2 World Wars and the key to The New World Order is for The Eastern Nations and Western Nations to unify under The United Nations as an 8th king.

I am sure Washington D.C. and Moscow are willing to negotiate a re-unification free enterprise agreement for both of the koreas to become ONE KOREA.

Please do not invade South korea or use nuclear weapons, life only ends after Judgment Day and that is after Armageddon, but first prophecy.

DEATH is not The Solution to Living in a Future World with a PARADISE In MIND.
Do not bite the hand that feeds you, God has always been a Loyal Greatness.

Thank You if this words reach The N.k. government under President Kim.

Sincerely, Rigoberto R.
January 28th, 2010 Thursday, 9:05 P.M. EST.


There is something we haven't tried with North Korea -- asking them nicely!

re: (no subject)

why dont u fire a torpedo on a NK ship and finish this chapter?

Ketan M.


Because the Korean does not own a torpedo, Ketan.


re: Can 한국 attain salvation, Park TK?

Dearest Park Tae Kyung,

Since I have always been a service to others, verily, verily I say unto thee:

What shall it profit a man if he gains the whole world but loses his soul?

Very truly, I tell you, servants are not greater than their master, nor are messengers greater than the one who sent them. If you know these things, you are blessed if you do them.

Yes I am with you always, until the very end of time.

You may turn your back. You may choose to ignore me with scorn in your gleaming eyes.

But I shall remain, for my middle initial is Z. If Z is taken away, then the bookholders
that consist of the letters A and Z will only have A, and people's books will not be able to stand.

A culture of ignorance is not what I wish to promote. If I had have read further instructions on how to
carry a cross better, maybe I wouldn't have almost been kicked out of the parade. Or maybe I should
have been kicked out and then I wouldn't have died. SHIT!

Jesus Z. Christ
- Because I am the FINAL letter of the law.


The Korean had thought he was a good Christian, but he did not realize Jesus Z. Christ swore so much.

Haters Gonna Hate

re: shut up korean

korean dogs fuck you. god damn u guys fucking korean. no penis stupid men.
korean only know how to fuck their brothers' assholes

- suruzhe


If you are going to hate, the least you can do is to make it totally insane, or insanely funny. Like the two examples below...

re:  Dog meat (srsly)

It is immoral to eat dogs because dogs are cute.
All human cultures (and even some animal cultures) share 5 basic
underpinnings of morality. The first of these is harm/care -- i.e.
the urge to feel compassion for the weak, nurture our young and
condemn malicious violence. One effect of the harm/care foundation
is that most non-sociopaths -- and, indeed, even many non-human
animals -- tend towards a uniform response when confronted with
something neotenous or "cute": we want to care for it, not hurt it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VyWHznQHs4c
Cuteness components are pretty universal: large eyes, small nose, soft
body features, and infantile personality traits like playfulness,
curiosity, innocence and affectionate behavior. The evolutionary
underpinning of this whole thing is fairly obvious.
Applying these scientific (seriously) cuteness criteria, it's clear
that the domesticated dog is cuter than any livestock, e.g. the more
intelligent pig. The Russian silver fox experiment suggests this is
because when wild canids are bred purely for behavioral tameness,
neotenous physical traits emerge as a byproduct. Even within just a
few generations, the effect is remarkably pronounced. So, moral
people -- people exhibiting a strong harm/care foundation -- are
deterred from inflicting violence on domesticated dogs. As dogs have
become cuter and cuter over time, the practice of consuming dog meat
has died out. Plus, ancient civilizations that ate dogs often ate
ugly ones. The Aztecs, for example, bred hairless dogs specifically
for this purpose. And obviously dog meat is taboo in Mexico now, just
like it is in the civilized world. Dog meat is likewise verboten in
the Middle East (and has been for centuries), and Mesopotamia
developed agriculture long before Korea did.
Asian people seem to have a peculiar relationship with cuteness in
general. Girls buy those gigantic contact lenses and cell phones are
decorated with cutesy trinkets. In Japan, various government
bureaucracies have their own Pokemon-esque anthropomorphic mascots. I
visited the home of a Taiwanese friend whose grandmother obsessed over
Hello Kitty paraphernalia but callously neglected their actual dog.
Plus there are those zoos in China where patrons torture animals for
fun. What is up with this? Why are you people so fucked up?

- Anonymous Commenter


See? Great example of total insanity. Or alternatively, try this one...

re: Wow

Dear Korean,
Perhaps our "pathetic ability to say hello" has the same base as when a Korean walks up to an American expatriate is clearly reading in a public place and a Korean walks up to us and insists on talking to us in Engish. Perhaps what you see as "Yellow Fever" is an American expression of wanting to be friendly. After all, the first thing I ask a person whether he's from New York, Ohio, Xian, Toyko or Pusan (oh, sorry, Busan).
My question is this: If the purpose of your blog is to educate people, why insult them, consistently? It sounds like you're trying to act cool for your friends. You come off as the Korean equivalent of an ugly American. And from what I learned of Korean culture in the two years I spent in Seoul, that's pretty sinful, is it not?
It sounds like you're suffering from culture shock or culture fatigue -- it causes depressiond irritability. Do what I did when I had the same problem after several years in Germany, Korea, Peru and several other countries. Go back to a place where you don't feel it.
Or perhaps you feel it everywhere. Being a little less snotty might help. After all.
I'd say, Anyongkeseyo, but I'm really not feeling it. I'll just say, rather than posting my question to make fun of it, why not just answer it internally in front of a mirror -- truthfully -- and have done? I'm not impressed enough to have you print it, and won't be returning to your blog to find out anyway.
--
Mark W. W.
An American whose proud of his culture, his country, and his meager language skills.


But posting your "question" to make fun of it is so much more fun, Mark. And maybe you should not be too proud of your "Engish" skills.

The Cliffhanger Emails

re: Rev.panyasiri from in india

Dear,korean company I am buddhist monk from in india.I get your email
account,I want to know about your country.I like,korean traditional.


Gotta admit, there is something poetic about this email.

re: (no subject)

Hello! My name is heather and i work in geriatrics. One of my residents, kyung, speaks only korean and due to the language barrier i


Did your patient die in the middle of writing this email? That's the most plausible explanation for this, right?

Drum Rolls for Debbie S., the Worst Emailer of the Year

re:  How korean men are jealous
(no text in body)

- Debbie S.

re: What to do
I honestly lpve him.I text him and tell him that I love him.how much more do I need to do to get him to believe me.I brought him a promise ring to prove that I lpve him.any advice on to get him to believe me
Thank you

- Debbie S.

re: Why is he such a jerk.on chat line trying to find a girl. When he has someone who loves him and shows no feeling at all what do I do ..
(no text in body)

- Debbie S.


Debbie S. shows the value of teamwork -- while her emails, individually, are just run-of-the-mill strangeness, she made them work together to generate overwhelming creepiness. It was a nice effort, Debbie. But not enough for the worst email of the year.

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Jumat, 24 Desember 2010

Kamis, 23 Desember 2010

Best of Worst 2010 - Part I: The Heartbreak Hotel

Best of the Worst
Best of the Worst 2009

'Tis the end of the year, which can only mean one thing -- time to anoint the worst question of 2010!

The volume of email increased significantly this year, as AAK! was getting featured in the New York Times and CNN. So this year, the best of the worst questions will be done in a series. First up: all the heartbroken lovers pining for a Korean. All emails are real, and are copied/pasted verbatim except for people's names.

(Let this be a lesson for a would-be questioner: the Korean HATES relationship questions.)

re: hi

Hello,

nice to c that there are such blogs who can help one to find particular queries about koreans.
This is bharti, 28 y female from india.
U may find it funny but i m highly fascinated by korean guys,since my young age. For the reason i never been in to relationship with any indian guy, m single n still waiting for my mr. right from korea..
how to go in way where i can find one ...pls help


Going to Korea would be a good first step, bharti.

re: help plz

there's this korean guy that i really like in my colege. he works at the convenient store there. last week i asked him if he was free the next week so we could go out for some coffe, but he said he was busy at the moment. then i corrected him saying not ttoday, NEXT WEEK but he still was like im busy today can u plz ask me next time once more?? :S
is he letting me down gently?? plz help me. should i ask him out again???
thanks mr.korean


Here is what you shouldn't ask -- your dumb question to the Korean.

re: i'm an indonesian girl


hey,i'm an indonesian girl who studies in an international school in kuching .
I have an older brother who studies here,too .
I'm quite close to one of his friend who is a korean .
In my opinion,he's just the right guy. He has good sense of humour,he's hardworking and funny.
I started to like him recently ,and then i found out that he's not interested in any girls .he's getting serious in his studies because he's already in form 5.
However,from what i heard ,he never love a girl before,
that destroys my hope,obviously .
So what do you think i should do now?
Just give up or go for him ?i'm just scared that he thinks i am bugging him ..
Thanks before .

You are welcome after!

re: Dear Korean

Do Korean guys think white woman are attractive?
I have a few Korean pen palls, I have shown them my pictures, they all say I am Beautiful.
I look on the internet and people say Korean guys think white woman are not attractive.
I have also heard my pen palls say some American Celebrities are pretty.


No, Korean guys think white women are hideous. No matter who they are. Megan Fox? Angelina Jolie? No, all heinous. Except for the Korean. Who is married. Dammit.

re: korean guys

hey im a black girl..but i love korean guys,I really want to date a korean guy, but I dont know if they like black girls or not. Do korean guys really go for black girls or what?


No, Korean guys think black women are hideous. No matter who they are. Beyonce? Rihanna? No, all heinous. Except for the Korean. Who is married. Dammit.

re: (no subject)

hi I m a girl from mexico and I want ask you a question so.....here we go ^.^
maybe you heard this question a lot of times but i´ll be direct
I like a korean boy but I dont know him yet because I feel very nervious and I want to know a little more korean to have a good conversation well, I know that at first instance which called the attention of a man is the appearance. I am tall (5´6 ft) , weight 113 lb, long dark brown hair, skin very white ( that says the people who know me ) big eyes but have the form of almond and are dark brown too, small mouth color pale red and some people said that I look like a little more asian that latin.
well, do you think that I can call the attention of the guy who likes me ?
thanks for you help and sorry if the question is silly but I´m really nervious and scared T__T


Around the horn for all races! Who else likes Korean men? Ugandans? Papua New Guineans? Martians?

re: Question!

Dear Korean,

I was recently in a relationship with a Korean girl for about two months. Things seemed to be going very smoothly. Each date seemed to be better than the last. Then, one day, all of a sudden she called me saying she had no feelings for me anymore. It was an utter shocker. She seemed to be very emotional about the subject. She even cried over the phone. Something tells me that there was something else that came in the way of our relationship. She mentioned to me earlier on that she never told her father that she was dating me (who is not Korean). However, she said that the portion of the family she did tell was aware and alright with the fact that she was dating me. Another sad aspect is that she is leaving for college in a few weeks... I really don't know what to do about this. I feel like I must do something to make it right. I've contemplated sending her a message describing how I felt. She hasn't spoken to me since the day she said she had no feelings (three weeks ago). If anything, I feel like I should make things right but I don't know if it really was her family that came in the way or not. What should I do to make this right? I would do anything for her.

Alex


Here is one thing you can do, Alex -- man up and quit asking a total stranger about your relationship.

More after the jump.

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re: 여자

So I have an on-going problem with a Korean girl and I 'd like to hear your opinion.

I've dated her, been dumped by her, and now met her again and gone out with her again a few times. My problem begins with me liking her a lot. I'm sure you are aware that foreigners in Korea have plenty of opportunities to meet and date Korean girls but no one 한국인 or 외국인 that I've met has generated a reaction like this one particular girl. The problem continues with the way she behaves towards me. She has, at least four different times, suddenly and inexplicably stopped communicating. And I mean total stone walling. No responses to texts, ignoring phone calls. Zero contact. But then, usually after a week or so but most recently after many long months,she will just as suddenly come back.

My question to you is this: As a Korean male how would you interpret and react to a girl who routinely broke off contact with you and then responded again? I've known this girl for a significant period of time and our relationship is more than just a foreigner trying to score with a Korean chick. If this girl were American, or if I ha just met her, I would assume that it was over, but I've often heard it said that Korean girls greatly enjoy the chase and I've been through this crap with her before so I know it doesn't necessarily mean things are finished. Is this behavior common or at all typical among Korean girls? I haven't had any relationship experience with Korean girls outside of this one so I'd like to understand if there is some cultural dating nuance that I'm missing. Or am I just dealing with a foolish and thoughtless girl?

Also any advice on how I can get her to respond again and/or put an end to these goofy games would be awesome.

I know you're not a dating counselor and I know every relationship has its own dynamic and that problems must ultimately be resolved by the two people involved but I'm bored and I'd like to hear the opinion of a Korean guy.

Sorry the question is so long... .


As an adult male, the Korean would say that no girl is worth that much trouble. But then again, the Korean does not even remember his wife's birthday.

re: Question
what do you think korean men like receiving on their one year
anniversary with their girlfriends?


Something they like?

re: I need Help

I am an American ,
I fell in Love with a Korean woman and we have been dating for about a year and 4 mo . I love her very and was planning on proposing to her this Xmas . I have always been faithful to her , never called her any names, got drunk or disrespected her when we were together . She told me I was her everything and wanted to get married to me .
She did not want to live with her sister anymore so we started looking for a place together , she wanted to rent a house which was extremely expensive . I wanted to move into a Townhouse which was a low move in then save for a house to buy later . She would not compromise .
I was in a bad relationship before and it put me in debt and it took me a year to get out of it . I did not want to get into the same situation . Her sister found a new place and she did not want to go with her so this added more pressure on me to find a place .
Here is where everything went wrong.
She had one week to go , so she wanted to come live with me for a month before her daughter got home . For some reason I said it wouldn't be a good Idea because her commute to work would be 2 hours and it would be uncomfterabe with my roommate and son there .
She was furious , she told me not to call of text her . 2 days later she got a room with an old coworker . 1 day later she broke up with a TEXT message .
I called her and tried to reason with her but she said I was selfish and was not there for her even though I changed my mind
I tried for a month to fix this by apologizing and then she said that she didn't Love me anymore and has moved on in her heart . That was very quick , I didn't understand .
She has always wanted thing her way , been stubborn , and has been cold to me in the past . But that's ok because I love her .
Here are my questions:

1. Is this normal behavior for a Korean Woman ?
2.Is there anything I can say to her that would speak to her Korean Heart ?
3.Is there a way I can get her respect back ?
4. I want to get her something special from her country that would show her that I really care about her feelings . What can I get her ?, I am not trying to buy her Love back I just want to be remembered as the man that always thought she was special .
She is the Love of my life and I feel that I have lost her .

I hope you can shed light on my problem


Here is something that would speak to her Korean Heart:  KIMCHI. Just scream that word over and over again at her. It will totally work.

re: hi

Hi! I would like to ask things about Koreans. . :)
I've had a relationship with a Korean guy and lasts only for a month.. He is 35, an only child, living with his parents here in the US. I've met him personally after 2 weeks of knowing each other through chat. We've been together for 2 consecutive weekends. He travelled for 4 hours just to meet me. All the while, I've thought of that as a "plus"..We get along so well, to the point that we decided to get married so fast..Only to find out that he's not yet ready for a relationship, as he told me when he got back in his place. He reasoned out that he has to attend his schooling every morning and a full time job in the afternoon, and a part time job every other weekends. He even added that he really need to work his ass off to pay for the mortgages and utilities at home. Not to mention the problems they've had before (regarding his mother, had an accident caused by an American, and lost the case)and the dramas he experienced with his ex-girlfriend 5 years ago.
He told me frankly that he was annoyed by my mood swings and that I don't understand his situation. And worst than that, he emailed me saying, better to end our relationship .I apologized for my behavior and still continue to send emails to him, which he just rarely answered.
Do i have to move on, and forget everything about him?
I still love him because he's so caring and gentle..
Thank you and hope to hear from you soon.

Kind Regards,
Bianca m.


He is not the only one who is annoyed, Bianca.

re: (no subject)

Hi, im sorry for my long newspapper letter haha, I know that you only a REGULAR korean guy but sometimes it's good to ask someone who MABY gust know the answer...

oki, im very pretty and outgoing girl, can easily get what i whant, because as long as I whant somethink I will put it in nummber one and work for it until I get it, semes so easy. Secound I can make people like me so easy, but if we talk about a realationship and boyfriend then i'm too ceareful as 30 years singel womman and i'm only 21.
Maby I'm selfesh but i'm single until now because I only like korean guys and that's it.... no else...
And by any chanse this year a new rich and handsome guy start in our university and he is from Korea so many girl in the university had an eye on him and so did I. So I desided to be his friend and now we are good friends... the story semes to perfect so farr.
But the fact is we are good friends and we like each other much, but I think he is to perpect for me because, so I discovored that I can have feelings for him very soon, and maby it's what I whanted before but not now because I think of him more and don't wanna make trouble for him because he already have a girlfriend in korea,,, and i'm not such bad girl aswell. . . But I think it will be so hard for me because he is gust what I whant. How happy and strong i look outside i'm definitly a girl inside so I think one day soon I may cry, but im so sceared for that, so for changing the sad future for me when time steel enough I can ask you what to do??? how can I stop my feelings for him?
I thought I won't hang out with him more than before maby could be a seloution because then I wont' have much memory when I come home every day... But in the same time I feel I whant to hang out with him because he is goin back to korea in january so it's not much time until he goes, amd ofcource we wanna have a good memory together aswell, so how shhould i act and what should I do when we hang out togehter..????

and his birthday is soon too, do u have any idea what korean guy may like as a present from a girl (friend)??


The Korean knows -- an email without ridiculous misspellings. But it was nice of you to underline them.

re: help me please

hi there
i realy like one korean guy and i dont know if he likes me couse he is realy diffirent everyday how they act korean guys when they like same gril (non korean )is it common in korea touch hands or her back while walking when the boys like grils and i told him you wont be date any other grils and he didnt say any thing i dont know realy what to understand i know you may think i m an idiot but i realy need help offffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff


Evren O. 

Would adding punctuations to your email would have changed its fate of being ridiculed? Probably not.

re: Questions

Dear Korean,

I am a Filipino, 31 years old, still single and currently residing in the Philippines. June of last year, I met this Korean guy who became my work colleague. I taught in an English language center before. There came a time when his teacher was absent and I was assigned to be his substitute teacher for two days. As part of the usual "getting to know you" teacher-student talk, I got to know him better. To tell you honestly, the very first time I saw him, I thought he was snobbish but I proved to myself that it wasn't true. In fact, he was very friendly to everyone, even to the "small people." Almost everyone in the office would agree that he's a really kind, nice guy except for his lacking skills of communicating and expressing himself in English. In fact, he's only level one.

In one of our classes, he asked me if I have a boyfriend and I answered him like this, "I'm still praying for him," which I still do up to now. Days passed by and almost everytime that I saw him, he would always ask me like this, "Did you pray?", followed by his assurance that he's also praying for me that I'd soon find a boyfriend.

For about the past three months, I just saw him as an ordinary guy, just like any other guy in the office. One of the Korean managers had to go back to Korea for personal reasons so he was appointed to be the officer-in-charge for our department. Since then, I noticed that his treatment towards me changed. One time, he called me up asking me how's my condition and if I was going to report for work since a strong typhoon hit the country. I asked my co-workers if they received a call from him and they said no. He became my seatmate because he chose to have his table put beside mine. He would occasionally tell me that I should not resign from work because he's going to give me more students and would promote me to a higher position if I stay in the company. I didn't put any malice in whatever he's doing and saying. I just said to myself that maybe he had a growing fondness over me. Plus the fact that he's about six or seven years younger than me. When I told him that he's my "dongsaeng" and I'm his "noona," he smiled and said "no."

One time, we came across each other in the hallway and I asked him how he was. I was surprised by his answer, "I'm happy now because of you." That was the time when I started to develop feelings for him. Even if I was with a group of people, he would only greet me. Almost everyday, he would just pass by my classroom just to say hi to me. Everyday, I felt inspired to come to work knowing that I would see him. His birthday came and when I was about to leave the office, he reached for my hand and thanked me because he was very happy. I couldn't explain how I felt at that time. Another incident, I was doing my report when he suddenly told me that wherever I will go, if I decide to transfer to another company, he's going to follow me. He even suggested that we will have a drink sometime. At first I said yes, but later on I told him that I don't drink because I have a low tolerance for alcohol. So, the promise of a future date wasn't clear for both of us.

I heard a bad news from one of my male friends. He told me that one time, when I wasn't in the office anymore, he brought along with him his girlfriend. He even introduced her to almost everyone in the office but not to my friends. The girl was also a Korean and they said she was pretty. I heard that they became a couple because the girl told him that she liked him so he agreed to be her boyfriend. I must admit that I really felt bad upon hearing that and thought of him as a very stupid person to do that. For about a week, I gave him a super cold treatment which I thought he also noticed. I even thought of taking revenge against him but I realized that it wouldn't do me any good. My male friend advised me to stop giving him the cold shoulder. I thought about it and realized that he's right. I followed his advice. I made the first move to "befriend" him again. He welcomed the move...so that's it.

The next days, I tried to go on with my life and distanced myself from him. I kept myself busy so that I wouldn't have the chance to think of him. But since we worked in the same company, it's very difficult for me to avoid him. There were instances when he would pass by my classroom just to say hi to me, asked me jokingly if I already had a boyfriend and I would catch him staring/looking at me.

Christmas was already coming near so I thought of using the holidays as a good excuse to give him a gift. I was planning to give him the gift before Christmas but I couldn't find him.

On December 29, I was having a class when he suddenly passed by my classroom. Since I had been looking for him the whole time, I took the chance to call him and to give him the gift. The next event was totally unexpected. It is still very clear in my memory. I greeted him "Merry Christmas!" He opened the gift. He shook my hand. He thanked me, said he'll pray for me and uttered the words, "I love you," right in front of me and my student. I was shocked with what I heard but instead of remaining speechless, I changed the topic. I joked around and said that the car is just parked outside. By the way, my gift is just a simple but elegant looking car key chain. He also answered jokingly. After that, he just turned away without saying goodbye to me. Then, my student mentioned that he'll be going back to Korea the next day, December 30. I was totally shocked and almost wanted to run after him so that I could talk to him even for the last time but I couldn't since I was still having a class. After my class, I tried to look for him but I couldn't find him anymore.

Up to now, I feel sad and lonely whenever I think of that incident. I still miss him so much. I try to connect with him through Facebook but I am not successful. Maybe he's busy with many things. But to tell you honestly, whenever I think of him, which I always do, I can't help but smile because we shared many happy memories in the six months that he stayed here in the Philippines.

What did he mean when he said "I love you" to me? Is it a romantic love or Christian love? Do you think he really loved me? Do you think he felt a special feeling for me just because his family was away from him and I was just used as a cover up for his longing? And what do you think is the reason why he didn't say goodbye to me? Some said his mother was sick of cancer that's why he needed to go back to Korea. Maybe that's one reason... I need your honest opinion about what happened to us.

Do you think he really loved me despite our differences?
He's Korean, I'm Filipino.
He's Christian, I'm Catholic.
He's six or seven years younger than me.
Lastly, I'm not sure if his parents will approve of our relationship if we decide to become a couple.

Only a Korean like you can fully understand a Korean like him. I hope you can answer all of my questions.

Thanks a lot. More power. I hope you can answer my letter in the soonest time possible. Your opinion means a lot to me.


Desperately in need of your advice,

Korean Looking Me


tl;dr.

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Selasa, 21 Desember 2010

Ask a Korean! News: Joint Statement by Korean & Japanese Bar Association on Comfort Women and Forced Laborers

The Korean is heartened by the fact that, at the centennial of Japan's annexation of Korea, conscientious Japanese people are speaking up in order to bring justice and closure to the war crimes that Japan committed. Such effort should be loudly proclaimed and well-publicized.

Recently, Korean Bar Association and Japan Federation of Bar Associations -- the representatives of attorneys of the respective nations -- issued a joint statement and a proposal regarding the comfort women and forced mobilization issue. In the spirit of getting these small steps toward reconciliation more publicized, below is the translation of the entire thing.

The Korean is struck by the strong tone of the statement -- a few steps ahead of the Joint Statement of Korean and Japanese Scholars, which was already a pretty strong statement. The Korean applauds everyone who made this happen.

The translation was done from Korean version. The source is here.

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Joint Statement by Korean Bar Association and Japan Federation of Bar Associations

Korean Bar Association (KBA) and Japan Federation of Bar Associations (JFBA), on June 21, 2010 at the joint symposium held in Seoul, regarding human rights violations aginst Korean people under Japanese colonial rule, in particular the fact that the damages from human rights violation caused during Asia-Pacific War remain abandoned without sufficiently healed by the governments of Korea and Japan, confirmed the importance of the two bar associations' joint endeavor toward healing such damages.

KBA and JFBA share the concept that first of all, an effort toward legislation regarding Japanese military's "comfort women" issue as a realistic task; at the same time, we decided to review legal issues and resoluations regarding various tasks including damages suffered from forced mobilization that were not resolved in the negotiations of 1965 Treaty of Basic Relations.

Based on the achievements of the aforementioned symposium and the joint symposium held in Tokyo today, KBA and JFBA demand the reparation for damages arising from human rights violations against Korean people during the Asia-Pacific War, and declare as follows:

1.  We, in the situation in which the nations and people of Korea and Japan do not share the perception regarding the process of Korea's annexation or the effectiveness of Japan-Korea Annexation Treaty despite the passge of one hundred years since the Japan-Korea Annexation Treaty, confirm that the deepening of mutual understanding and trust between the nations and people of Korea and Japan, through efforts toward shared perception of past historical facts, is the bedrock to be laid for the healthy future of Korea-Japan relations.

2. We confirm that a legislation to resolve Japanese military's "Comfort Women" issue must be swiftly achieved by Japanese government and the legislature. This legislattion must include that the organized and continuous imposition of sexual act against women at "Comfort Stations," which were established and operated by Japanese military directly or indirectly, was a serious violation of human rights and was against international and domestic laws of the time; that Japan recognizes that such imposition seriously harmed the honor and dignity of the women and apologizes to the victims; that Japan will make clear the responsibility for such imposition and take actions to restore the victims' honor and dignity, including monetary compensation; and that such actions will include the establishment of an implementing committee that includes the Prime Minister and relevant officials and the hearing of the victims and the victims' representatives. Also, in order to establish Japanese military "Comfort Women" issue as a historical lesson, Japanese government must establish a plan to rigorously discover, educate and publicize the truth. KBA and JFBA decided to organize and jointly announce these points as "Proposal for Final Resolution of Japanese Military "Comfort Women" Issue."

(More after the jump)

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3.  We confirm that the inconsistent interpretation and responses by both governments regarding the content and the scope of the clauses of 1965 Basic Relations Treaty that provide for final resolution hindered the justified vindication of the victims' rights and caused the victims' mistrust. In order to resolve this situation, we arrived at the recognition that perceptions must be shared by completely making public all relevant documents concerning the process of entering into the Basic Relations Treaty; that resolutions which can be realized must be sought; and that it is important that the Japanese government, like the Korean government, must voluntarily make public all relevant documents.

4.  Korea has enacted legislations that provide for the discovery of and compensating for the damages suffered by forced mobilization; Japan, which still does not have such legislation, must take action to discovery the truth, make atonement and pay reparation. Also we note that the Supreme Court of Japan, on April 27, 2007, urged the corporations and relevant personnel which were implicated in forced mobilization to voluntarily make reparation for the victims of forced mobilization; we commend the corporations that are making such voluntary efforts, and request other corporations to engage in the same efforts. It must be noted that, regarding forced mobilization with Germany, German government and corporations jointly established the "Rememberance, Responsibility and Future Fund" in order to heal the damages suffered by the victims. In Korea, as the Inspection Committee on Forced Mobilization investigates the facts based on the report from the victims, the progression of making reparations to the victims of forced mobilization by cooperating the aforementioned committee and the two governments' jointly acting must be considered.

5.  We confirm that many issues caused by the colonial rule and forced mobilization remain, including the exclusion of the elderly Korean-Japanese from the war casualty assistance and the national pension; the return of forced laborers' wages and savings; the legal status and rights of Koreans residing in Japan; the excavation, collection and return of the remains of Korean soldiers and forced mobilization victims; and return of Korea's cultural artifacts. We further confirm the importance of cooperation toward their resolution.

6.  KBA and JFBA proclaim that the reparation for the victims is a task that must be accomplished for the future of Japan and Korea; that the mutual effort by Korea and Japan toward resolution itself is a future-oriented operation; and that they will jointly endeavor to continuously investigate, study and exchange by, for example, investigate and review individual issues that have been previously pointed out, until the day the the victims have been made whole.

December 11, 2010
Signed:
Kim Pyeong-Woo, President, Korean Bar Association
Utsunomiya Kenji, President, Japanese Federation of Bar Assocations

Proposal for Final Resolution of Japanese Military "Comfort Women" Issue

Japanese Military "Comfort Women" Issue is an issue of violence and discrimination against women.

Regarding this issue, Japanese government, through the pronouncement of Minister of Foreign Affiairs Kono Yohei in August of 1993, recognized that it was an issue that seriously damaged the honor and dignity of many women, and expressed sincere intent of apology and regret toward everyone who had suffered. It further pronounced that it would review the ways to accept the responsibility as the government, and would hold this issue as a historical lesson by passing it onto the later generation through historical research and education.

Since then, however, incidents occured that made unclear that the Kono pronouncement was the basic stance of the Japanese government, such as remarks that denied the pronouncement made by the ruling party or cabinet members.

Furthermore, the later-established "Asia Women's Fund," as it paid "reparation" not out of the government's fund but out of private donations by Japanese people, was criticized as making ambiguous the responsibility of the Japanese government. Therefore, many victims of various nations refused to accept the "reparation." Moreover, many countries were not even included in the Fund, which disbanded in 2007 with many unresolved issued as the Fund itself recognized.

At the same time in the international society, there has been discussions in the United Nations Human Rights Committee, Anti-Discrimination and Minority Protection Subcommittee ("Human Rights Subcommittee") since 1992. Special rapporteur Radica Kumaraswamy in 1996, and special rapporteur Gaye McDougal in 1998 wrote strong recommendation to the Japanesegovernment in their respective reports. In addition, the Committee on Ending Discrimination Against Women strongly urged the final resolution in 1994, 2003 and 2009 in the final comments given on the review of the report of the Japanese government. In addition, Committee on Social Rights in 2001, Committee on Prohibition of Torture in 2007 and Human Rights Committee in 2008 gave recommendation to the Japanese government. The recommendation by the Human Rights Committee collected all previous recommendations by each committee, and serves as a strong recommendation that includes apologies and reparations, punishment of perpetrators, education of citizens, and refutation against attempts to deny the facts. Every year, International Labor Organization issues an opinion that demands urgent reparation for the victims, based on the view of the Committee of Experts on Application of Treaty Recommendations that this issue violates the Treaty Against Forced Labor. Furthermore in 2007, there have been resolutions passed in the United States House of Representatives, States-General of the Netherlands, Parliament of Canada and the European Parliament demanding sincere apology and reparation, which were delivered to the Japanese government.
There has been no other issue in the history of Japan that received recommendations from numerous international bodies over a decade. Japan voluntarily joined as the member of the United Nations Board of Human Rights, internationally promising to serve as an example for the worldwide protection of human rights and following the international treaties on human rights. For the Japanese government, devising a final resolution as the international society endeavors to eradicate discrimination and violence against women is a task that cannot be avoided.

Influenced by such international movements, domestically within Japan there have been 36 local governments (as of November 5, 2010) that passed a resolution demanding that the Japanese government swiftly resolve this issue.

As it has already been 19 years since this issue has been known to the Japanese society, the majority of the victims who reported have died or in frail health. The time remaining for the victims who desire the restoration of their dignity while alive is getting shorter. Right now is the time that the Japanese government must engage in real efforts for a final resolution.

As this year is the 100 year anniversary of Japan-Korea Annexation Treaty, Prime Minister Kan Naoto on August 10 of this year pronounced that: "We intend to engage history sincerely. With the courage to face the historical facts and the modesty to accept them, we wish to be honest in reflecting upon our faults. To the massive damages and pain brought by the colonial rule, we again express heartfelt regret and apology from the heart."

As the international society gazes upon the Japanese government's response to this issue, the efforts by the Japanese government as to how the spirit of the Prime Minister's pronouncement will be realized into a specific task are being inquired. Already in 1995, JFBA announced "Proposal on Military Comfort Women Issue," demanding the Japanese government (1) the discovery of truth; (2) official apology and reparations; (3) the use of Permanent Court of Arbitration; (4) the inheritance of facts as to history education. Since then, JFBA repeatedly demanded the quick resolution of this issue through various means including statement by the president.

Facing the centennial of Korea's annexation, KBA and JFBA wish the advancement of the human rights of women, demand from the Japanese government a fundamental and final resolution, and announce the below proposal based on the accord of the two bar associations.

Proposal

Number 1.  Pass a legislation for reparation of victims of the "Comfort Women" system. In the legislation, include below:

1.  With respect to the "Comfort Stations" established and operated directly or indirectly by the Japanese military during World War II and the time leading up to the war, recognize that the imposition of organized and continuous sexual acts against women was a serious violation of human rights in contravention of domestic and international law of the time, and that it seriously damaged women's dignity and honor. Japan will apologize to the victims.

2.  Japan will make clear the responsibility for above, and will take actions to restore the victims' dignity and honor, including monetary compensation.

3.  For such action, establish the implementing committee that includes the Prime Minister and relevant officials, and will conduct hearing of the victims and the representatives of the victims.

Number 2.  Take appropriate actions to more completely explain the Japanese military's "Comfort Women" issue, such as establishing an inspecting institution within the legislature or the executive.

Number 3.  Through education and publication, take care that the truth about this issue is broadly taken root in and broadly spread over the society. In particular, as to the remarks that disparage the view of the Japanese government made clear through repetition, clarify the government's position by issuing refutation as the government.

Notes on the Proposal

1.  As to the title, "Japanese Military's Comfort Women Issue"
Thus far JFBA has been referring to the issue as "Military Comfort Women Issue," but because of the objections made by victims regarding this title, we entitle the issue "Japanese Military's Comfort Women Issue" based on the agreement of both bar associations.

2.  Proposal for Legislation to Make Reparations to Victims
There are opinions that actions may be taken as an administrative process under the leadership of the cabinet, through a special committee or committee of relevant ministries, without passing a legislation. But in order to clarify the purpose of the actions, implement the actions in a stable manner, and to objectively and clearly establish the conditions for reparations, a legislation is necessary.

3. The Relevant Period to Investigate the Damages
The relevant period is from 1931 to 1945, but it is expressed as "World War II and the time period leading up to the war."

4.  The Relevant Facts
The relevant fact is that under the direct or indirect supervision of the former army and navy, an imposition of organized and continuous sexual act against women was implemented. Make clear that it was an action by the former army and navy.

5.  Assessment of the Relevant Facts
Make clear that it violated the domestic and international laws at the time, and that it was an action that seriously damages women's dignity and honor. This is a repeated re-confirmation of the pronouncement of Ministry of Foreign Affairs Kono.

6.  Purpose of the Law
The purpose of this law is for the Japanese government to recognize the facts, apologize to all victims, and establish and implement actions to restore their dignity and honor. The purpose is also to strive for the final resolution of the "Comfort Women" issue, strengthening the true friendship not only between Korea and Japan but all victim nations and Japan, contributing toward advancement of human rights and international peace.

7.  Actions to Restore Dignity and Honor
Actions to restore dignity and honor includes monetary compensation. Abbreviated expression that allows for other means (for example, payment of medical expenses or physical therapy) is used.

8.  Specific Method of Implementation
As to specific implementation, we believe an establishment of a committee is necessary. The constitution of the committee must include relevant officials, including the Prime Minister, in order to secure the cooperation of the government and relevant administrative agencies. Also, a structure that ultimately respects the victims' opinion is necessary, such as including the representative of the victim's opinion or requiring the committee to implement after hearing from the opinion of the victim's representative.

9.  Actions to Explain the Entire Event
Japanese Military's "Comfort Women" issue is still not yet fully explained. The Japanese government needs to establish an institute for a more complete explanation of the events, including publication of the records that exists with each government ministries and legislative/administrative actions for establishing a budget, etc. We used the expression "appropriate actions" to include the above-explained actions that would have real effects.

10.  As to Education and Publication
The 1993 pronouncement of Minister of Foreign Affairs Kono was made clear as the government's basic position, and Prime Ministers since then, without exception, declared that they succeeded the position of the Kono pronouncement. But the ministers of that cabinet made remarks that appeared to deny this pronouncement, and moreover such remark has been left standing without any criticism or correction by the Japanese government. Therefore, the Japanese government could not escape the international criticism that it is acting in a very insincere manner.

In the background of several instances like above, there is a lack of information in the Japanese society as to the truth extent and nature of this issue. Therefore, it is necessary that the truth of this issue must appropriately take root in the next generation through education, and in the modern Japanese society through publication.

Also, should there be any remark that diminishes or denies the Kono pronouncement in the future, the Japanese government must official deny and refute such remark; if such remark is made by a government official, he must be held responsible. This would, for the first time, make the position of the Japanese government consistent.

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Minggu, 19 Desember 2010

Paint Thinner in Cars??

Dear Korean,

In almost every neighborhood, there are small areas set up where people go and fill up their cars with paint thinner. Now I can only assume that this is an illegal activity, as all of them have a large tarp or covering that they pull over to hid the car when a driver pulls in to puchase this stuff. But they are everywhere, and essentially out in the open, with advertisements on the street, etc.


So here are a few questions 1. I have heard that it is bad for the engine of a car to use this stuff as fuel, or to mix it with gasoline. What does it do to an engine that damages it? 2. As we all know the price of gasoline in Korea is not exactly cheap, so I can understand why some Koreans use this as an alternative, but why is it that since fuel suppliers and gas stations lose money over the use of paint thinner as fuel, why don't the gas companies and station owners do more to have this illegal practice stopped? 3. Is there any record of people being caught and/or fined for using this fuel? Do police do random sweeps of this kind of thing?

Robert H.


Robert definitely touched upon an interesting point: gasoline in Korea is incredibly expensive. The latest news says average gasoline price in gas stations nationwide in Korea is around 1750 won per liter.  Translated into dollars per gallon, that is equivalent to the eye-popping $5.83 per gallon. (Nationwide, America averages at a little less than $3 per gallon.) To think Americans were scared of the $4 gas a few years ago, right?

And this is not for the lack of supply -- in fact, on a per capita basis, Korea is among the world leaders in oil refining capacity among countries that do not produce any petroleum. Korea's high price of gasoline is almost purely the function of very, very high gasoline taxes. Gasoline taxes in Korea take up nearly 60 percent of per unit price in Korea. (America's gas taxes average at around 15 percent of per unit price.)

One of the recurring, universal truths about illegality is -- whenever there is a market inefficiency created by law, illegal activities bridge the inefficiency. This is precisely why no matter how much enforcement there is, illegal drugs and illegal immigration persist in America. The same applies to gas prices in Korea. Other than mixing in paint thinner into the gasoline, there are also fairly large black markets that deal tax-exempt gasoline distributed to farmers and fishermen, run by organized criminals. Instead of paint thinner, fuel for water heaters -- also petroleum, but not gasoline -- is also known to be mixed into gasoline to make the fuel cheaper.



Poster for the movie Attack the Gas Station.
Just because the Korean can (and because it was a decent movie.)
(Source)

So the first question is -- what does gasoline mixed with paint thinner do to your car? The Korean must tread carefully here, because if the Internet knows anything, it knows about cars. (And Simpsons episodes.) Write one wrong thing about cars, the car nerds swarm all over it like flying monkeys throwing feces. So. AS FAR AS THE KOREAN KNOWS, paint thinner damages the fuel injection system, and also corrodes the engine chamber. It also decreases the fuel efficiency because the fuel does not combust evenly.

Why don't gasoline companies do more to stop this practice? But oh, they do. Not the police, but the relevant regulatory inspectors definitely conduct random sweeps in deter this practice. In 2009, there were 4631 cases of apprehending quasi-gasoline, and apparently the practice is particularly concentrated in Daegu and other Gyeongsangbuk-do area. The worst part is that in some cases, gas stations surreptitiously mix in additives to their gasoline and lower their price. While a person knowingly buying a paint thinner-mixed gasoline deserves no sympathy for her wrecked car, it is a real nuisance when people simply think they got lucky with cheaper gas and get conned into pumping in bad fuel. But like all illegal acts, the presence of enforcement does not mean those acts do not happen. Time, tide and laws of economics -- those things don't change.

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