Ask A Korean Shall Remain Free

The Korean is not a vain person, so he does not Google himself or any of his pass-time. But every so often he indulges, so he googled "Ask A Korean". Imagine his shock and amusement when he saw this shit: www.askakorean.com.$29 per question?! You would be better off spending that money on Miss Cleo! And the Korean loves their disclaimer:Our answer to your question will not involve significant research...

The Mexican of Ask A Mexican! is calling it quits. For all the inspiration he gave to the Korean, gracias and gamsahapnida.-EDIT 4/3/08 3:37 p.m.- The sly wab dog has fooled us all, with an April Fool's joke planted ear...

North Korea is acting up again. It acts up every now and then so it may not be a big deal. But given that this is the first reaction after the new administration was elected in South Korea, the events following this could be a nice signal as to where the North-South relationship will move in the near futu...

SPECIAL ADVISORY TO LADIES FROM PHILIPPINES, VIETNAM, AND OTHER SOUTHEAST ASIAN COUNTRIES

Note: This is an addendum to the post about "How do I attract Korean men?" It is goddamn embarrassing that the Korean has to post something like this, but one can hide the truth for only so long.The Korean recently noticed that many people from above countries (presumably women) are getting to this particular post through Googling for "Korean men". Your situation tends to be somewhat different from...

Happy Birthday to the Korean! How old is he? Wouldn't you like to kn...

New section called "popular questions" is added on the right. Basically, the Korean is tired of copying and pasting the link every time he receives one of those questions. Especially from those women. Ge...

So, How about Them Crazy Neighbors on the North?

Dear Korean, What is the general attitude in South Korea towards their cousins in the North? Do they have nightmares of North Korea suddenly pulverizing Seoul with an artillery bombardment and sending their army marching south? Or do they perhaps see Kim Jong-il and the North Korean state as basically harmless and are more or less indifferent towards it? I'm sure there are people who subscribe...

A Truly Momentous Announcement that Will Change the Landscape of Democratic Primaries

The Korean probably missed the boat on this topic by about 2 months, but here it is: The Korean endorses Hillary Clinton. Her healthcare plan is unparalleled, and it will change the lives of Americans to a degree unseen since Social Security and Medicare.Haters, let it rip. The Korean loves Barack Obama; when the Korean grows up, he wants to be just like Barack Obama. But right now Obama is slowly...

For the last fucking time, the Korean is going to blow a fucking gasket if he is asked anything about whether a group of Koreans outside of Korea is from North or South Korea. NO NORTH KOREAN CAN TRAVEL OUTSIDE OF THE COUNTRY! THAT'S WHAT IT MEANS TO LIVE UNDER A DICTATORSHIP! These are the moments when the Korean's faith in humanity waive...

Oh The Pain of Being Older

Dear Korean, I’m dating an American-born Korean guy. He’s the oldest son of the family and often refers to all of the “responsibilities” which he and any future wife of his would have. Could you explain what these duties/responsibilities are? Thank you, Trying to Learn Dear Trying to Learn,The Korean himself is an...